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26

Jan

1:
i don't know how to deal with vaginal wounds
me:
u could relax, ice, compress, elevate
1:
but it's like.... the labia minora area
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22

Oct

Overheard in Berkeley

man in jumpsuit:
<casually> but i didn't break anything. except for the bed. because I found pubes on it.
officer:
<stares blankly>
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